problems with.. anus
 

Ok... sooooo. super awkward concern coming up. Ok, I'll just get into it.

So, a couple days ago, while sitting in a rather strange position on my chair in front of my computer, I felt an odd feeling by my.. anus. So, I thought I'd check it out, and give my anus hole a poke. it turns out there was something coming out of my asshole.. it was rather small, felt soft and smooth, and scared the shit out of me. It is definitely a part of me... when i stand up, or sit 'normally' all is well, but now whenever I sit 'comfortably' or just relax, I can feel this whatever it is kind of popping out. I took a picture of it yesterday, and it's kinda purpleish? smallish? shiny?

I took another picture today, and I swear there are two (taking pictures on my crappy phone), but can only 'feel' one.

I swear I can 'feel' it all the time now when it's not 'poking out', but that could just be me thinking about it.

aaaaaaarg. wtf's going on. any help would be greatly appreciated.

lol It's hemroids.